Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,

Phir?

Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”? :)

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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.

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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Fact of Life :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”

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A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!

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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.

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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.

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Judge: Tumne ek hi raat main 7 jagah chori ki?
Chor: Jee sahab, main mehnat se jee nahi churata.

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An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

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ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

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Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy

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U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”

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Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo…
Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.

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Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.

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Degrees of girls!

B.A. – Beautiful Angel
B.E. – Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.Com – Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!

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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Delhi university

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.